Joke and Laugh

 

Simple Mathematics

2 500 + 2 500 = 41 000

2 500

+ 2 500

_________

Proven – 41 000

Marriage Certificate

Honesty, if marriage certificate can expire like driving licence, believe… Most men and women will never renew it…

Comment – Renew or Not renew 

 

Boys on Fire

EFCC on boys,

SARS on boys,

Police on boys,

Family on boys

Girls on boys, etc.

No wonder Bobrisky left us alone.

 

Snake and Carpenter

STATE AND CAPITAL

Abia – Who am I

Adamawa – Loyal

Akwaibom – You know

Anambra – Your car

Bauchi – Buy chip

Bayelsa – Na yanga

Benue – My cousin

Borno – My deal go real

Delta – Asanwa

Edo – Begin sitting

Enugu – A new good

Imo – Old way rain

Cross river – Climb her back

Eboyi – I buy kuli kuli

Lemme stop hear jare

Contact me for ya child lesson, fee are adorable, just 20k per hour and that all.

God bless you  as you abundantly.

 

Correct Spelling

It is “university” not “university”, most people call it “university” but the correct spelling is “university”.

 

Believe Me

It hurt me so much when people refuse to believe I’m a virgin just because you have kids.

 

I Want To Do Yahoo Yahoo

I done buy big polo, big trouser, laptop, iphone and bleaching cream abeg wetin remain.

 

Married Men

Some married men will tell you, they are not happy in their marriages. But their wife keep getting pregnant. How come?

 

You and Your Girlfriend

How can you say, “You and Your Girlfriend” have been going out for 6 years…. Abeg, where una dey go or Una never reach dere?