Joke and Laugh
Simple Mathematics
2 500 + 2 500 = 41 000
2 500
+ 2 500
_________
Proven – 41 000
Marriage Certificate
Honesty, if marriage certificate can expire like driving licence, believe… Most men and women will never renew it…
Comment – Renew or Not renew
Boys on Fire
EFCC on boys,
SARS on boys,
Police on boys,
Family on boys
Girls on boys, etc.
No wonder Bobrisky left us alone.
Snake and Carpenter
STATE AND CAPITAL
Abia – Who am I
Adamawa – Loyal
Akwaibom – You know
Anambra – Your car
Bauchi – Buy chip
Bayelsa – Na yanga
Benue – My cousin
Borno – My deal go real
Delta – Asanwa
Edo – Begin sitting
Enugu – A new good
Imo – Old way rain
Cross river – Climb her back
Eboyi – I buy kuli kuli
Lemme stop hear jare
Contact me for ya child lesson, fee are adorable, just 20k per hour and that all.
God bless you as you abundantly.
Correct Spelling
It is “university” not “university”, most people call it “university” but the correct spelling is “university”.
Believe Me
It hurt me so much when people refuse to believe I’m a virgin just because you have kids.
I Want To Do Yahoo Yahoo
I done buy big polo, big trouser, laptop, iphone and bleaching cream abeg wetin remain.
Married Men
Some married men will tell you, they are not happy in their marriages. But their wife keep getting pregnant. How come?
You and Your Girlfriend
How can you say, “You and Your Girlfriend” have been going out for 6 years…. Abeg, where una dey go or Una never reach dere?